Vegans love kale. Scientific fact. My 3 Vegan friends never stop talking about kale. I'm not even sure what the hell it is. But I do know two things:
1) I've had a smoothie at Maine Squeeze Juice Cafe that they snuck kale into and it didn't kill me.
2) Kale is 99 cents a pound at Shaw's right now.
Naturally, it was kale smoothie time.
2 big kale leaves (reasonable people would add much more, and I will next time)
glob of applesauce (told you, I don't measure anything)
couple of small pineapple chunks
handful of mango chunks
3 ice cubes
teaspoon flax seeds, since why not make it as weird as possible
Combine. Revel in how surprisingly not terrible it is.
I always make myself so happy when I eat a vegetable.