Tuesday, May 04, 2010

I swear to God I will just straight up murder the next person that says I look like Liza Minnelli

To make it even more interesting, last night someone referred to me as "he" multiple times, yet STILL said it. HONESTLY WHAT THE FUCK I CANNOT LOOK THIS MUCH LIKE HER.







(also I made this sweater and look how amazing it is)

I always felt that, just like how in 2008 a bun and glasses made me Sarah Palin, eyeliner and short hair make me Liza Minnelli, and people just go with random characteristics but I do not at all resemble this woman. I hope. But dear God, now I'm starting to see it. I have better hair, as well I should, since you know, hair is kind of my thing, but Christ, I kind of see what they're saying. I just don't get how this many people that I encounter every single day are familiar with young Liza Minnelli. I continue to be grateful for the guy that said I look like Anne Hathaway (although the next day he said I looked like Super Mario so maybe I shouldn't put too much stock in his assessments). Maybe it's just time I embrace my inner Liza and make a living as an impersonator. And I kind of want to go to her show in Portland in September just to show that we can be in the same room together and are not in fact the same person. And I just pray that I don't someday end up with this wedding photo:


4 comments:

Nell said...

Sorry sweetheart, you really do look like a young Liza Minelli. But you ALSO look like Anne Hathaway, if that's any consolation! She's HAWT.

Goes by the name of Anna said...

Meh, the I think the Liza Minelli comparisons are just based on the short hair/eyeliner combo. As far as you're actual features go, I think Anne Hathaway is more like it (and as we have already established, she is completely and utterly gorgeous).

Super Mario, alas, I just don't see...

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Ducky said...

Hmmmm. I kinda see it, but not so much that I'd expect you to be hearing about it all the time. I guess Liza's got her people all over the place. Anyway, you're right: the sweater is quite impressive.